©2018 by Jared Goldsmith

The First Kid to Narrate Audiobooks!

STEPHAN PASTIS'

TIMMY FAILURE

TIMMY FAILURE: 

TIMMY FAILURE: 

TIMMY FAILURE: 

TIMMY FAILURE: 

TIMMY FAILURE: 

MISTAKES WERE MADE

NOW LOOK 

WHAT YOU'VE DONE

WE MEET AGAIN

SANITIZED FOR

YOUR PROTECTION

THE BOOK YOU'RE

NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE

NO. 1

NO. 2

NO. 3

NO. 4

NO. 5

WINNER OF EARPHONES AWARD

NO. 6

OTHER BOOKS NARRATED BY JARED...

REVIEW OF JARED'S AUDIOBOOK:

TIMMY FAILURE: WE MEET AGAIN, BY STEPHAN PASTIS

"Narrator Jared Goldsmith's kinetic performance captures the excitement, drama, and danger in the life of detective extraordinaire Timmy Failure, age 11.  Goldsmith's high-spirited narration brings out the multidimensional aspects of this third book in the illustrated children's series.  Goldsmith's wide range of diverse and distinct voices reflect the goofiness and toughness in the motley characters who are involved in Timmy's efforts to acquire the "Miracle Report," a school assignment that received an "A+++++."  Goldsmith's lively voices, coupled with spot-on intonations that capture the tongue-in-cheek drama and silliness of the characters, make for an effervescent listening experience for children and grown ups alike.  M.F. Winner of AudioFile Earphones Award"

Jared and author Dan Gutman

TIMMY FAILURE: 

THE CAT STOLE MY PANTS

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TIMMY FAILURE:

IT'S THE END WHEN I SAY IT'S THE END

AUDIOBOOK 7 JUST RELEASED!

DAN GUTMAN'S MY WEIRD SCHOOL

1

MISS DAISY IS CRAZY!

2

3

4

5

MR. KLUTZ IS NUTS!

MRS. ROOPY IS 

LOOPY!

MS. HANNAH IS

MRS. SMALL IS

BANANAS!

OFF THE WALL!

6

7

8

9

MR. HYNDE IS OUT

OF HIS MIND!

MRS. COONEY IS

LOONY!

MS. LAGRANGE

IS STRANGE!

MISS LAZAR IS 

BIZARRE!

10

11

12

13

MR. DOCKER IS OFF

HIS ROCKER!

MRS. KORMEL IS

NOT NORMAL!

MS. TODD IS ODD!

MRS. PATTY IS BATTY

14

15

16

17

18

19

20

21

MISS HOLLY IS

TOO JOLLY!

MR. MACKY IS 

WACKY!

MS. COCO IS LOCO!

MISS SUKI IS 

KOOKY!

MRS. YONKERS IS

BONKERS!

DR. CARBLES IS 

LOSING HIS MARBLES!

MR. LOUIE IS 

SCREWY!

MS. KRUP CRACKS

ME UP!

ALSO AVAILABLE BY JARED ...

#1

KATHERINE ALPLEGATE'S ROSCOE RILEY RULES

#7

#2

NEVER GLUE YOUR FRIENDS TO CHAIRS

NEVER SWIPE A BULLY'S BEAR

#3

DON'T SWAP YOUR SWEATER FOR A DOG

#4

NEVER SWIM IN APPLESAUCE

#5

DON'T TAP DANCE ON YOUR TEACHER

#6

NEVER WALK IN SHOES THAT TALK

NEVER RACE A RUNAWAY PUMPKIN

AND...

LABRACADABRA

BY JESSIE NELSON AND KAREN LEIGH HOPKINS

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